ADHD DINOSAUR

Today was weird. It was the first day of school and I entered my classroom. It was weird because I did not know one single face in the classroom. So everything was quiet with almost limited talking. I felt like I was strapped to a chair and my mouth was duct taped. I wanted to scream and run around but I couldn't because I didn't know anybody. I keep changing moods every second. One second I'm mad... the next is happy.... the next is tired.... the next is sad. I feel like my brain was hot wired with a monster energy drink.

It seems that I'm watching a show about turtles and the turtles won't speed up so I have to challenge them to a race so I can run. when I win I'd be like, "HA! LOOK AT HOW EXCITING AND  ENERGETIC I AM! I AM A CRAZY GENIUS! YOU OWE ME THE ONE MILLION DOLLARS YOU BET!" Then after that I would get rich and live the rest of my life in an apartment in the east end and traveling somewhere different every Sunday until my money runs out. But if the turtle doesn't pay me I would have to sue him and I would STILL get the money! I'd be all like, "WHAT NOW! HA!" I forget about what I was talking about.

Plus, my mom enrolled me in counseling but I don't need it. I am perfectly fine! I DON'T NEED COUNSELING! I am not depressed. Nor am I crazy!!!! (Did i use that right??)

Peace out!!!

P.S. There was a dinosaur monster Spider Cricket in our bathroom and he was all ADHD and uncoordinated. He kept jumping around like, "Oh, look at me I am better than you so I will mock you as long as I am in here!" But he kept hopping and running around and bumping into the wall, and the toilet, and the trash can.

P.P.S. I hate that cricket!