Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

This topic is to determine whether or not you would survive a zombie invasion. The results may vary and it does not determine how long you would survive it. I would print this article out and put it in one of those home emergency safety kits for future use. It would help a lot and you would have a better chance of surviving. Answer these questions before reading the tips that follow them. Only you can determine if you can survive this. If not, just let a zombie bite you and move on.

1.Do you have to depend on other people or are you more independent? 

If you depend on other people to keep you from going mentally insane you would be less likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. That does not mean you won't survive it. Traveling with a partner or in a small group can also give you a better chance of surviving. If your hiding place is raided with zombies you can use the other people as bait and recruit more worms later. Try not to travel in large groups and get rid of anybody who might give you away. Pets and small children should be left behind. 

2. How much luggage do you pack when going on vacation or sleeping over at a friends house?

Try not to pack more than what you need. During the apocalypse you don't clothing, cake, laptops, or anything else that would hold you back. Extra luggage will weigh you down because you will be moving from place to place. The only things you would need to bring is canned food, a battery powered or solar-powered radio, a machete (or anything with a blade), and some kind of gun. The radio will keep you updated on what is happening around you and help you find safe places to hide.

3. Do you know how to call 911? 

If you know how to contact 911 you can get help from the local police and maybe even the military if you know how to get in touch with them. Any military or government base can keep you lasting for months. They have armed protection for when you run out of ammo. Be careful! This will keep you lasting for a long time (maybe even a year) but soon civilization will eventually collapse. Maybe if you get military assistance first, you can learn to defend yourself during that period and eventually destroy any zombie that tries to eat your brain. 

4. What do you usually wear during the day?

Don't wear a t-shirt and jeans. Wear protective gear and make sure most of your body is covered with a thick padding. That way, if a zombie tries to bite you the infection will not enter the skin. If a zombie does bite your skin amputate that body part immediately! If any zombies are present find a safe place and cut that body part off!

After reading this you should be well informed and the zombies should not get to you. (This is for entertainment purposes ONLY. There most likely will not be a Zombie Apocalypse in the future. But still, If I were you I would be prepared just in case that does happen. I am usually wrong.)