Why do you do this to me, Internet?

Stupid internet! I really do not like you! You always pick the worst times to annoy me with this stupid Page Not Found crap! Do you remember that time you did it to me while I was trying to read D. Gray-man? Wait... that is EVERY TIME I am trying to read manga! You do it at least twice a day. It is not funny!

Why do you like to pick on me internet? We used to be best friends! Are you cheating on me? Have you found another internet user to give all your love too? I want to know because you are the best thing that has happened in my life and I do not want to lose you. Remember all the great times we had together. We used to love to role-play. Now I role-play by myself. You used to love Runescape. Apparently, you don't like it anymore because you freeze the game when you get bored. You also used to love the Sims but you do not like that anymore. The game isn't scratched up and now you are too lazy to read the disk. What kind of crap is this?

Guess what, internet. I have thought things through and I guess it's time to go our separate ways. I will read manga the hard way by going to the library and getting a library card. That way, I can read them without you trying to stop me. I will switch to table-top role-playing. I like Dungeons and Dragons better than I like you anyways.

What am I saying?! I NEED YOU INTERNET! I can't live without you! Please change your mind! I am the best thing that has happened to you since you were invented. I want our relationship to go back to how it was before. You know, that time when we used to happily prance around cyber-space like oompa-loompas and we still loved each other.

(I don't know.... xD)

I HATE YOUR GUTS MOTHER NATURE! [Part One]

Your monthly visits are a pain in the butt and I do not like them. When you visit you always leave a gift. The gift is always the same. I do not like your gifts because they always bring me pain. It is annoying and I want you to stop it!

I know that you want attention and you only inflict stomach pains on me to get it, but that is not the way to go. When you force stomach pains on me it only causes me to get extremely irritable and I have to take my anger out on someone else. I do this because I do not want to hurt your feelings. Sadly, it is not working out that way. I am writing this letter to you because it is MEANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!

Every time I tell you to go away you do not listen. Your response is worse than before and you make me continuously extract blood. THIS IS VERY GROSS AND VERY DISTURBING! Why can't you go terrorize some other kid with your stupid, fake period blood?

Sometimes you visit at the most inconvenient times. I do not want you lurking in my bedroom at midnight. I can hear your footsteps in my sleep. Yet, I am unconscious and I cannot tell you to get out of my room because I can't tell my brain to talk in my sleep or at least wake up. You don't even bother to wake me up and let me take care of your gift properly. You just leave it there for me to find when I wake up.Sometimes you visit when I am at school. I do not like this because during school hours I am not equipped properly with my special protective gear. You force me to run to the bathroom and I absolutely hate using my School's bathrooms.

Can you please take this into consideration and NEVER FREAKING VISIT ME AGAIN!

Love,
Alyssa