Why do you do this to me, Internet?

Stupid internet! I really do not like you! You always pick the worst times to annoy me with this stupid Page Not Found crap! Do you remember that time you did it to me while I was trying to read D. Gray-man? Wait... that is EVERY TIME I am trying to read manga! You do it at least twice a day. It is not funny!

Why do you like to pick on me internet? We used to be best friends! Are you cheating on me? Have you found another internet user to give all your love too? I want to know because you are the best thing that has happened in my life and I do not want to lose you. Remember all the great times we had together. We used to love to role-play. Now I role-play by myself. You used to love Runescape. Apparently, you don't like it anymore because you freeze the game when you get bored. You also used to love the Sims but you do not like that anymore. The game isn't scratched up and now you are too lazy to read the disk. What kind of crap is this?

Guess what, internet. I have thought things through and I guess it's time to go our separate ways. I will read manga the hard way by going to the library and getting a library card. That way, I can read them without you trying to stop me. I will switch to table-top role-playing. I like Dungeons and Dragons better than I like you anyways.

What am I saying?! I NEED YOU INTERNET! I can't live without you! Please change your mind! I am the best thing that has happened to you since you were invented. I want our relationship to go back to how it was before. You know, that time when we used to happily prance around cyber-space like oompa-loompas and we still loved each other.

(I don't know.... xD)