Stupid internet! I really do not like you! You always pick the worst times to annoy me with this stupid Page Not Found crap! Do you remember that time you did it to me while I was trying to read D. Gray-man? Wait... that is EVERY TIME I am trying to read manga! You do it at least twice a day. It is not funny!
Why do you like to pick on me internet? We used to be best friends! Are you cheating on me? Have you found another internet user to give all your love too? I want to know because you are the best thing that has happened in my life and I do not want to lose you. Remember all the great times we had together. We used to love to role-play. Now I role-play by myself. You used to love Runescape. Apparently, you don't like it anymore because you freeze the game when you get bored. You also used to love the Sims but you do not like that anymore. The game isn't scratched up and now you are too lazy to read the disk. What kind of crap is this?
Guess what, internet. I have thought things through and I guess it's time to go our separate ways. I will read manga the hard way by going to the library and getting a library card. That way, I can read them without you trying to stop me. I will switch to table-top role-playing. I like Dungeons and Dragons better than I like you anyways.
What am I saying?! I NEED YOU INTERNET! I can't live without you! Please change your mind! I am the best thing that has happened to you since you were invented. I want our relationship to go back to how it was before. You know, that time when we used to happily prance around cyber-space like oompa-loompas and we still loved each other.
(I don't know.... xD)
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I HATE YOUR GUTS MOTHER NATURE! [Part One]
Your monthly visits are a pain in the butt and I do not like them. When you visit you always leave a gift. The gift is always the same. I do not like your gifts because they always bring me pain. It is annoying and I want you to stop it!
I know that you want attention and you only inflict stomach pains on me to get it, but that is not the way to go. When you force stomach pains on me it only causes me to get extremely irritable and I have to take my anger out on someone else. I do this because I do not want to hurt your feelings. Sadly, it is not working out that way. I am writing this letter to you because it is MEANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!
Every time I tell you to go away you do not listen. Your response is worse than before and you make me continuously extract blood. THIS IS VERY GROSS AND VERY DISTURBING! Why can't you go terrorize some other kid with your stupid, fake period blood?
Sometimes you visit at the most inconvenient times. I do not want you lurking in my bedroom at midnight. I can hear your footsteps in my sleep. Yet, I am unconscious and I cannot tell you to get out of my room because I can't tell my brain to talk in my sleep or at least wake up. You don't even bother to wake me up and let me take care of your gift properly. You just leave it there for me to find when I wake up.Sometimes you visit when I am at school. I do not like this because during school hours I am not equipped properly with my special protective gear. You force me to run to the bathroom and I absolutely hate using my School's bathrooms.
Can you please take this into consideration and NEVER FREAKING VISIT ME AGAIN!
Love,
Alyssa
I know that you want attention and you only inflict stomach pains on me to get it, but that is not the way to go. When you force stomach pains on me it only causes me to get extremely irritable and I have to take my anger out on someone else. I do this because I do not want to hurt your feelings. Sadly, it is not working out that way. I am writing this letter to you because it is MEANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS!
Every time I tell you to go away you do not listen. Your response is worse than before and you make me continuously extract blood. THIS IS VERY GROSS AND VERY DISTURBING! Why can't you go terrorize some other kid with your stupid, fake period blood?
Sometimes you visit at the most inconvenient times. I do not want you lurking in my bedroom at midnight. I can hear your footsteps in my sleep. Yet, I am unconscious and I cannot tell you to get out of my room because I can't tell my brain to talk in my sleep or at least wake up. You don't even bother to wake me up and let me take care of your gift properly. You just leave it there for me to find when I wake up.Sometimes you visit when I am at school. I do not like this because during school hours I am not equipped properly with my special protective gear. You force me to run to the bathroom and I absolutely hate using my School's bathrooms.
Can you please take this into consideration and NEVER FREAKING VISIT ME AGAIN!
Love,
Alyssa
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
This topic is to determine whether or not you would survive a zombie invasion. The results may vary and it does not determine how long you would survive it. I would print this article out and put it in one of those home emergency safety kits for future use. It would help a lot and you would have a better chance of surviving. Answer these questions before reading the tips that follow them. Only you can determine if you can survive this. If not, just let a zombie bite you and move on.
1.Do you have to depend on other people or are you more independent?
If you depend on other people to keep you from going mentally insane you would be less likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. That does not mean you won't survive it. Traveling with a partner or in a small group can also give you a better chance of surviving. If your hiding place is raided with zombies you can use the other people as bait and recruit more worms later. Try not to travel in large groups and get rid of anybody who might give you away. Pets and small children should be left behind.
2. How much luggage do you pack when going on vacation or sleeping over at a friends house?
Try not to pack more than what you need. During the apocalypse you don't clothing, cake, laptops, or anything else that would hold you back. Extra luggage will weigh you down because you will be moving from place to place. The only things you would need to bring is canned food, a battery powered or solar-powered radio, a machete (or anything with a blade), and some kind of gun. The radio will keep you updated on what is happening around you and help you find safe places to hide.
3. Do you know how to call 911?
If you know how to contact 911 you can get help from the local police and maybe even the military if you know how to get in touch with them. Any military or government base can keep you lasting for months. They have armed protection for when you run out of ammo. Be careful! This will keep you lasting for a long time (maybe even a year) but soon civilization will eventually collapse. Maybe if you get military assistance first, you can learn to defend yourself during that period and eventually destroy any zombie that tries to eat your brain.
4. What do you usually wear during the day?
Don't wear a t-shirt and jeans. Wear protective gear and make sure most of your body is covered with a thick padding. That way, if a zombie tries to bite you the infection will not enter the skin. If a zombie does bite your skin amputate that body part immediately! If any zombies are present find a safe place and cut that body part off!
After reading this you should be well informed and the zombies should not get to you. (This is for entertainment purposes ONLY. There most likely will not be a Zombie Apocalypse in the future. But still, If I were you I would be prepared just in case that does happen. I am usually wrong.)
1.Do you have to depend on other people or are you more independent?
If you depend on other people to keep you from going mentally insane you would be less likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. That does not mean you won't survive it. Traveling with a partner or in a small group can also give you a better chance of surviving. If your hiding place is raided with zombies you can use the other people as bait and recruit more worms later. Try not to travel in large groups and get rid of anybody who might give you away. Pets and small children should be left behind.
2. How much luggage do you pack when going on vacation or sleeping over at a friends house?
Try not to pack more than what you need. During the apocalypse you don't clothing, cake, laptops, or anything else that would hold you back. Extra luggage will weigh you down because you will be moving from place to place. The only things you would need to bring is canned food, a battery powered or solar-powered radio, a machete (or anything with a blade), and some kind of gun. The radio will keep you updated on what is happening around you and help you find safe places to hide.
3. Do you know how to call 911?
If you know how to contact 911 you can get help from the local police and maybe even the military if you know how to get in touch with them. Any military or government base can keep you lasting for months. They have armed protection for when you run out of ammo. Be careful! This will keep you lasting for a long time (maybe even a year) but soon civilization will eventually collapse. Maybe if you get military assistance first, you can learn to defend yourself during that period and eventually destroy any zombie that tries to eat your brain.
4. What do you usually wear during the day?
Don't wear a t-shirt and jeans. Wear protective gear and make sure most of your body is covered with a thick padding. That way, if a zombie tries to bite you the infection will not enter the skin. If a zombie does bite your skin amputate that body part immediately! If any zombies are present find a safe place and cut that body part off!
After reading this you should be well informed and the zombies should not get to you. (This is for entertainment purposes ONLY. There most likely will not be a Zombie Apocalypse in the future. But still, If I were you I would be prepared just in case that does happen. I am usually wrong.)
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
ADHD DINOSAUR
Today was weird. It was the first day of school and I entered my classroom. It was weird because I did not know one single face in the classroom. So everything was quiet with almost limited talking. I felt like I was strapped to a chair and my mouth was duct taped. I wanted to scream and run around but I couldn't because I didn't know anybody. I keep changing moods every second. One second I'm mad... the next is happy.... the next is tired.... the next is sad. I feel like my brain was hot wired with a monster energy drink.
It seems that I'm watching a show about turtles and the turtles won't speed up so I have to challenge them to a race so I can run. when I win I'd be like, "HA! LOOK AT HOW EXCITING AND ENERGETIC I AM! I AM A CRAZY GENIUS! YOU OWE ME THE ONE MILLION DOLLARS YOU BET!" Then after that I would get rich and live the rest of my life in an apartment in the east end and traveling somewhere different every Sunday until my money runs out. But if the turtle doesn't pay me I would have to sue him and I would STILL get the money! I'd be all like, "WHAT NOW! HA!" I forget about what I was talking about.
Plus, my mom enrolled me in counseling but I don't need it. I am perfectly fine! I DON'T NEED COUNSELING! I am not depressed. Nor am I crazy!!!! (Did i use that right??)
Peace out!!!
P.S. There was a dinosaur monster Spider Cricket in our bathroom and he was all ADHD and uncoordinated. He kept jumping around like, "Oh, look at me I am better than you so I will mock you as long as I am in here!" But he kept hopping and running around and bumping into the wall, and the toilet, and the trash can.
P.P.S. I hate that cricket!
It seems that I'm watching a show about turtles and the turtles won't speed up so I have to challenge them to a race so I can run. when I win I'd be like, "HA! LOOK AT HOW EXCITING AND ENERGETIC I AM! I AM A CRAZY GENIUS! YOU OWE ME THE ONE MILLION DOLLARS YOU BET!" Then after that I would get rich and live the rest of my life in an apartment in the east end and traveling somewhere different every Sunday until my money runs out. But if the turtle doesn't pay me I would have to sue him and I would STILL get the money! I'd be all like, "WHAT NOW! HA!" I forget about what I was talking about.
Plus, my mom enrolled me in counseling but I don't need it. I am perfectly fine! I DON'T NEED COUNSELING! I am not depressed. Nor am I crazy!!!! (Did i use that right??)
Peace out!!!
P.S. There was a dinosaur monster Spider Cricket in our bathroom and he was all ADHD and uncoordinated. He kept jumping around like, "Oh, look at me I am better than you so I will mock you as long as I am in here!" But he kept hopping and running around and bumping into the wall, and the toilet, and the trash can.
P.P.S. I hate that cricket!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Godzilla loves grilled Cheese!
This is what I look like when I don’t get at least nine hours of sleep.... Picture a carnivorous dinosaur that has gotten an over-dose of monster energy drink with blood shot eyes and a never ending thirst for dead llamas and Pikachus. It feels guilty about eating Pokemon but it cannot stop eating Pokemon because Pokemon just taste too good to stop eating. Pretty scary....
When the morning comes I am all hyped up and excited. For what reason, I don’t know. That day just seems like something you should get excited about. But I am lazy and don't feel like getting up so the Dinosaur just mopes around the house eating everything up because the cabinet seems to be full of the Llamas and Pikachus. When I actually decide to go outside and start doing things I get overwhelmed by everything I am seeing. The sun hates me because the night before all I did was stare into a black pit of empty nothingness. It taunts me and I have to go find a nice dark and shady spot where the sun cannot find me. I am all like, "HA! I OWN YOU, SUN! YOU CANNOT TAUNT ME ANY LONGER!"
Animals and insects will also fill the need to make fun of me so they like to flitter and crawl around me and make wierd noises because they want to make my eardrums explode and turn into ashes. This gives me an annoying headache so I have to hurry and run away from the shade. I also have to run back inside because I don’t want the sun to make fun of my awesome vampire-ness. When I finally learn to ignore everyone who is mocking me I decide to go to a friends house. There we end up watching the simpsons with my friends dad. Then after a while, everything starts to get fuzzy and makes no sense. Then my brain decides that it is time for me to go to sleep but I don’t want to because I am in denial and think that I am fine and that I can last throughout the whole day without getting phsyco and have a brain defunction. Then I fall asleep on my friends couch and drool all over myself.
I wake up and my friend comes back into the living room. Everything goes to the beginning. The only difference is that I actually feel the tiredness and I only glomp around and stare mindlessly at the wall. My friend offers to take me home and I accept. On the way home the sun feels the need to taunt me again and I feel like I am melting into the asphalt of the road. I cower and duck and cower even more and then the animals come back but this time they are armed with bazookas and grenades. I run!
I leave my friend behind who is all wierd and confused looking and I run all the way to my house. I cannot walk anymore so I have to drag myself through the hallway with my nails clawing to the floor. I end up passing out on the floor before I make it to bed. Nobody notices that I am there and when I wake up I am filled with lots of anger and rage for no reason and am forced to take P.M.S pills because I am too emotional. The pills do no calm down my mood or irritability so I am a giant godzilla who takes down the city and after that is happy and just so satisfied that I have to reward myself with a grilled cheese.
When the morning comes I am all hyped up and excited. For what reason, I don’t know. That day just seems like something you should get excited about. But I am lazy and don't feel like getting up so the Dinosaur just mopes around the house eating everything up because the cabinet seems to be full of the Llamas and Pikachus. When I actually decide to go outside and start doing things I get overwhelmed by everything I am seeing. The sun hates me because the night before all I did was stare into a black pit of empty nothingness. It taunts me and I have to go find a nice dark and shady spot where the sun cannot find me. I am all like, "HA! I OWN YOU, SUN! YOU CANNOT TAUNT ME ANY LONGER!"
Animals and insects will also fill the need to make fun of me so they like to flitter and crawl around me and make wierd noises because they want to make my eardrums explode and turn into ashes. This gives me an annoying headache so I have to hurry and run away from the shade. I also have to run back inside because I don’t want the sun to make fun of my awesome vampire-ness. When I finally learn to ignore everyone who is mocking me I decide to go to a friends house. There we end up watching the simpsons with my friends dad. Then after a while, everything starts to get fuzzy and makes no sense. Then my brain decides that it is time for me to go to sleep but I don’t want to because I am in denial and think that I am fine and that I can last throughout the whole day without getting phsyco and have a brain defunction. Then I fall asleep on my friends couch and drool all over myself.
I wake up and my friend comes back into the living room. Everything goes to the beginning. The only difference is that I actually feel the tiredness and I only glomp around and stare mindlessly at the wall. My friend offers to take me home and I accept. On the way home the sun feels the need to taunt me again and I feel like I am melting into the asphalt of the road. I cower and duck and cower even more and then the animals come back but this time they are armed with bazookas and grenades. I run!
I leave my friend behind who is all wierd and confused looking and I run all the way to my house. I cannot walk anymore so I have to drag myself through the hallway with my nails clawing to the floor. I end up passing out on the floor before I make it to bed. Nobody notices that I am there and when I wake up I am filled with lots of anger and rage for no reason and am forced to take P.M.S pills because I am too emotional. The pills do no calm down my mood or irritability so I am a giant godzilla who takes down the city and after that is happy and just so satisfied that I have to reward myself with a grilled cheese.
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